Is it love, lust or marriage - which one better describes the relationship you're in ?

LOVE- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE- When you lose your child in a crowded room.

LOVE- When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST- When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE- What the hell you talking about.

LOVE- When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST- When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE- When you argue over money.

LOVE- When you share everything you own.
LUST- When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE- When the bank owns everything.

Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE- What's climax ?

LOVE- When you phone each other just to say, Hi."
LUST- When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE- When you phone each other to b!&%$.

LOVE- When you write poems about your partner.
LUST- When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE- When all you write is checks.

LOVE- When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST- When you couldn't care less.
MARRIAGE- When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE- When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST- When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE- When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE- When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST- When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE- When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE- When nobody else matters.
LUST- When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE- When everybody else matter and you don't care who knows.

LOVE- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how yo feel.
LUST- When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE- When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE- When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST- When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE- When just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE- When you're only interested in your basketball / baseball score.